Greetings and salutations!
Well, how is everyone this evening?
Good... good. I'd like to, first of all, welcome everyone to my humble art abode. Well, there's some poetry here too, so take a look around and, above all, enjoy!
That's assuming you can derive enjoyment from this thing... which remains to be seen. My hope, however, lingers in the air, like a bad poetic simile.
Hasta luego!